Good idea J!
Well, there were a couple of guys who went fishing up north. They were really looking forward to their little holiday away from it all. They rented a cabin, fishing gear, a boat, the whole package. They were really excited about catching the 'big ones'.
The first day they didn't catch anything. Thinking positively, they thought tomorrow would be better. The next day they didn't catch anything. Oh well, what's for supper? They had brought plenty of provisions. The third day, nothing caught. They were starting to get really depressed. This went on until the very last day when they finally caught a fish!
On the way home one says to the other, "Do your realize how much that fish cost us? That damn fish cost us $1500 bucks!". To which the other replied, "Wow, well, thank goodness we only caught the one!".