1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time; it's a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will show this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I Sincerely apologize about this.