U sound like Lois Lane,
Gwn, Jaffa (aka, The Delicious Kiwi) is very patriotic,
She has a huge flag hanging outside, as well as a price list for other services,
sewing, ironing etc, ye right, Tho its a bit discriminatory cos it says, No Irish,
she says they are always drunk, and take too long,
Dunno what she means by that, prolly cutting lawn.