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CAKE INGREDIENTS

1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix
1 box of white cake mix
1 package white sandwich cookies
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix
A few drops green food coloring
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS"

1 NEW cat-litter box
1 NEW cat-litter box liner
1 NEW pooper scooper

Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in any size pan.
Prepare pudding and chill.
Crumble cookies in small batches in blender or food processor.
Add a few drops of green food coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs.
Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set aside.

When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough pudding to make the
mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and pour in mixture.

Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft and pliable. Shape
the blunt ends into slightly curved points. Repeat with three more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture. Sprinkle white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter green crumbs lightly over top.

Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with the last of the white crumbs. Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.

Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with scooper. Enjoy!
Thank You Joce 
I'm just know everyone will be running to the store for the ingredients.
Love the fact they emphasised:

NEW kitty litter tray,
NEW cat-litter box liner &
NEW pooper scooper :P
Dirty Potted Plamt

1 package Oreo Cookies
1 box chocolate puddin
1 small plastic flower pot, clean
Handfull of fake plastic flowers

Make chocolate puddng as directed. Fill flower put about 1/2--way.
Crumble oreo cookies coursly, till they resemble dirt/potting soil, then place on top of until pot is almost full.

Stick flowwer(s) into pot. Add spoon.

Use spoon to eat this treat!

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Sex in a pan  

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INGREDIENTS

Crust 1 cup pecans, chopped
3 tbsp white sugar
½ cup butter
1 cup flour

Cream cheese layer
1- 8 oz package cream cheese
1 cup powdered sugar (use ½ cup for less sweetness)
1 cup whipped cream or cool whip

Vanilla pudding
1 package of instant vanilla pudding (5.1 oz or 144 g)
3 cups milk (use 2 cups if you want a firmer pudding)

Chocolate Pudding
1 package of instant chocolate pudding (5.1 oz or 144 g)
3 cups milk (use 2 cups if you want a firmer pudding)

Last layer
2 cups whipped cream or cool whip
shaved chocolate

INSTRUCTIONS

Preheat oven to 350 F degrees.
Spray a 9x13 inch baking dish with cooking spray.
In a mixer mix all the crust ingredients together and press the mixture into the prepared baking dish. Bake it for about 20 minutes.
Prepare the vanilla pudding as per the instructions on the package.
Prepare the chocolate pudding as per the instructions on the package.
In a mixer add the cream cheese, powdered sugar and the cup of whipped cream.
Mix until light and fluffy.

Let the crust cool.
Spread the cream cheese mixture over the crust evenly.
Spread the chocolate pudding over the cream cheese, then the vanilla pudding.
Top with the whipped cream and sprinkle with the chocolate.
Refrigerate for a couple hours so that it sets.  
Pervert! LOL! :lol:
:lol:

Wait until I find my recipe for banana bread. :wink:  

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jaffa33 wrote:
Love the fact they emphasised:

NEW kitty litter tray,
NEW cat-litter box liner &
NEW pooper scooper :P


lol... I found it years ago just before Halloween. I do believe it was written with kids in mind for making it. The kidskuisine website doesn't exist any more. A friend told me, "THAT IS DISGUSTING!", was quiet for a minute, then said, "I wonder who I can make this for?" :lol:
maggiex wrote: Wait until I find my recipe for banana bread. 


Please do find it, I've been looking for a tasty one. :D
lol 

brilliant !!
next time my work is having a baking sale for charity and spam our mailboxes I am making this
!!

:-) 
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